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~ Life Is Good ~ |
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I
love my master; Thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel. I
lie belly-up in the sunshine, happier than you ever will be Today
I sniffed many dog behinds- I celebrated by kissing your face. I
sound the alarm! Paper
boy – come to KILL us all! - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I
sound the alarm! Garbage
man - come to KILL us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How
do I love thee? The
ways are as numberless as my hairs on the rug. My
human is home! I
am so ecstatic I have made a puddle I
hate my choke chain – Look, world, they are STRANGLING Me! Ack!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping
here, my
chin on your foot - no greater bliss - well, maybe catching cats Look
in my eyes and deny it. No
human could love you as much as I do The
cat is not all Bad- She
fills the litter box with Tootsie Rolls Dig
under the fence – why? Because
it's there. Because it's
there. Because it's there. I
am your best friend, Now,
always, and especially when you're eating. My
owners' mood is Romantic – I lie near their feet. Oops!..I'm a little gassy……… LIFE IS GOOD! |