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After your humans give you a bath, don't let them towel dry you! Instead, run
to their bed, jump up and dry yourself vigorously. Especially fun if done right
before bedtime. |
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When your Human comes home, act like a convicted criminal. Put your ears
back, tail between your legs, knees bent and chin down. Then watch as they
frantically search the house for the damage. This is especially fun when you've done absolutely nothing wrong. |
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Let your Human teach you a new trick and learn it perfectly. Then when they
attempt to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at your Human.
Pretend you have no idea what they are talking about. |
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Help your Human learn patience. When you go 'outside' to pee, sniff around
the entire yard as your Human waits. Act as if the spot you choose will
ultimately decide the earth's fate. |
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Draw attention to your Human. When out for a walk, always choose the busiest
and most visible spot to go poo poo. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This is the most fun when your Human has forgotten a plastic bag. |
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When out on a walk on a leash. Alternate between choking and gagging every
time a stranger walks by. |
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Make up your own 'play' rules. Don't always bring back the object thrown in
the 'You Fetch It Game'. Let them occasionally be 'The Fetcher' |
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Hide from your Humans. When they come home, don't greet them at the door.
Instead hide and make them think something terrible has happen. Reappear right before they become panic-stricken or begin to cry. |
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When your Human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as you can enjoying the stroll completely. Most fun if the Human is in a hurry or if it is windy, raining or cold. |
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Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock goes off and make your
Human take you outside for a morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall fast asleep. Your Human will have to get up by then. It drives them nuts! |
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