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~ How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ~ |
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Border Collie: Just One. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining,
the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some stupid burned-out bulb? Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the
Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make Me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants…. Lab:
Oh Me, Me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there…..see……….. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle….. Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb?
Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a Light Bulb? |