Because I'm only human,

it's sometimes hard to be

the wise, all knowing creature

that my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help,

to somehow understand

the subtle implications,

of each miaowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs

were put on earth to shred;

and what I like to call a lap

is actually a cat-bed.

I know it's really lots to ask

but please, oh please, take pity;

and though I'm only human,

make me worthy of my kitty!

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