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~ All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cat ~ |
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Life
is hard, then take a nap. One
day ignore people, the next day annoy them. When
in doubt cop an attitude. Curiosity
never killed anything except maybe a few hours. Climb
your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there. Never
sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face. If
you're not receiving enough attention, try
knocking over several expensive lamps. Make
your mark in the world or at least spray each corner. When
you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege. |